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Post by Brooklyn on Nov 7, 2007 17:20:29 GMT -5
((TELLIE! TOOKUS! NOW!  )) |
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:14:16 GMT -5
((since Tellie is MIA I'm boosting this to two weeks later.))
Race had been at work all day,her boss,was asking for it. She gave him the finger as he went by,screaming his lungs out about some Sports section.She didn't even notice she'd been holding down the semi-colon key on her laptop for an hour. When she started in on her.
"HILLS!" he roared, "WHERE'S THAT ARTICLE ON THE THREE HEADED SHEEP?!" his bulging neck turning a deep purple.
"I'll tell ya where ya article is ya Soprano wannabe.." Race muttered,she'd had it, "I TELL YA WHERE YA SHEEP IS!" she got up, her hair falling from her ponytail,making her look even more psycho, "IT'S UP THAT FAT, NO TALENT THING YOU CALL YOUR BUTT!" she shoved her finger in his face,waving it.
An Hour later.
Race dialed Brooklyns cell phone number, "Brooklyn?" she said.
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 11, 2007 19:20:04 GMT -5
Brooklyn had taken the day off to do some Christmas shopping. She was driving down the road in her little white car, which she had name Jasper when she first got it. Her sunglasses were propped on her head as she tried to be patient with the traffic. "Hey Race. What's goin' on?"
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:21:00 GMT -5
"I need bail money..." Race said, "And a job...." she bit her bottom lip,waiting for the yell.
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 11, 2007 19:30:19 GMT -5
Brooklyn went silent for a second......"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:31:41 GMT -5
"HE THREATENED ME WIT A THREE HEADED SHEEP!" Race yelled, "So I threatened him with the electric stapler and I got arrested for assault..so...I need bail money.Yeah,my boss ain't gunna be able to sit down for awhile.."
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 11, 2007 19:37:48 GMT -5
"Race..." Brooklyn began, then someone pulled out in front of her. She slammed on the brake. "DAMMIT CAN'T SOMEONE DRIVE IN THIS CITY?!" She honked her horn at the other person. "Ugh...we'll discuss this later...I'll be down in a minute." she said in a serious voice then lightened up, laughing a bit. "Oh...an Race? Don't give your shoes to anybody...Especially Poe"
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:39:41 GMT -5
Race cracked up, "Poe don't live heah no moe" she said,the cop gave her a weird look and the last thing Brooklyn heard was "WHADDYA STARIN' AT LUMPY!?"
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 11, 2007 19:43:44 GMT -5
Brooklyn laughed and shuther phone, putting in the cupholder and driving on, getting stopped at a redlight. "MY GOD AT ALL THE FRIGGIN' REDLIGHTS!"
After alot more shouting, Brooklyn finally made it to the jail.
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:46:41 GMT -5
Race had scared the crap out of the two guys in the holding cell with her as she waited for Brooklyn,and gotten one of their shoes.She sat,glaring at them to move.
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 11, 2007 19:58:50 GMT -5
Brookyln paid the guy and then walked to stand in front of Race's cell and shook her head. "I knew I'd see you behind bars someday..." she said, smirking.
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Post by Race on Dec 11, 2007 19:59:23 GMT -5
"Yeah yeah, LOOK!" Race held up the shoes" I got shoes!" she started laughing.
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 12, 2007 16:33:46 GMT -5
Brooklyn cracked up as the guard unlocked the door and let Race out. "Oh man...I know we should be takin' this more seriously but there's a part of me that just doesn't give a damn."
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Post by Race on Dec 12, 2007 18:19:49 GMT -5
"Well it's my bosses fault for bein' an asshole.." Race muttered,shoving the shoes into her uber purse, "He made me crack...finally,after five years..I CRACKED! An' i'm out of a job and got a restraining order....can't help it if the stapler was a perfect fit.."
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Post by Brooklyn on Dec 12, 2007 18:25:49 GMT -5
Brooklyn cracked up again, leading her out the door and getting in the driver's seat.
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