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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 12:38:35 GMT -5
yeah,dis is boredom. Me an' Brooklyn stayed up all night discussin' what each Newsie would be like in twenty years and if they lived in 2007.
Max (Spot's brother): he becomes delusional and thinks he has to ride around in a motorized scooter. He lives with Spot and Blondie and their five kids,and refers to the kids as "speed bumps".
Race:has two kids and married to Bj. Him and BJ fight constantly and thier kids are out swindling people out of their money, everytime someone calls and Race answers BJ yelled "Who's dat?" and Race screams "YA MUDDAH!" and they start fighting.
Jack: married to Sarah,their kid is still trying to figure out if his last name is Sullivan,Kelly,or Jacobs. He discovers he has feet when he's eleven.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 12:55:38 GMT -5
Kid Blink married a woman named Marisol that he met and dated when he was just sixteen. They had two kids both of which are actually normal...sorta
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:11:33 GMT -5
hmmm....shall we role-play it?
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:17:52 GMT -5
((Oh but of course!))
Spot walked in the door to hear Blondie yelling at Max.
"IF YOU RUN OVAH MY TOE WITH DAT GODFORSAKEN SCOOTER ONE MORE TIME..." Blondie yelled.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:20:07 GMT -5
"QUIT YA GRIPIN' WOMAN!" Max yelled,hitting a wall,then backing up over the kitchen rug. "IT AIN'T GUNNA KILL YA IF I RUN OVAH YA FOOT!" he came across one of Spots kids, "GET OUTTA MY WAY ROAD KILL!" he chased the poor thing down the hallway.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:23:13 GMT -5
Spot's second youngest, Gabriel, was running for his life.
"DON'T YOU CHASE MY KID!" Blondie said, grabbing the back of the scooter and trying to stop it, but getting dragged down the hallway instead.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:24:02 GMT -5
"See?" Max said,running into a wall, "Dat's what yaz get fah holdin' on tah my blessed scootah!"
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:34:57 GMT -5
Gabriel busted into tears, screaming, "DADDY!" and running and hiding behind Spot's legs.
"Max how many times do I hafta tell you not ta chase my kids on dat ting? Look at dis! You made a five year old cry!" Spot said.
Blondie let go of the wheel chair and stood up. She went over to Spot and picked up a sobbing Gabriel. "It's okay honey. Don't cry," She said shushing him.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:37:11 GMT -5
"scabbahs.."Max muttered,turning around and mowing over the family dog.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:42:20 GMT -5
Gabriel had stopped crying by now. He looked at the dog on the floor and burst into tears again yelling "FLUFFY!"
"MAX!" Spot yelled, "DAT'S DA THIRD PET YOUSE KILLED DIS MONTH!"
Blondie tried to comfort Gabe.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:45:32 GMT -5
Maniacal laughter came from Max's bedroom,then they heard a bump and Max curse.
The phone rang.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:47:21 GMT -5
Spot ran back to see what Max had done now.
Blondie answered the phone, still trying to shush Gabe. "Hello?" she said exasperatedly.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 13:51:44 GMT -5
"Blondie?" Race's voice said over the phone, "How ya doin'?"
Max had fallen off the scooter,that he'd rammed into the wall,he was laughing as he looked at the hole in the wall.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 13:58:06 GMT -5
"Oh I'm good Racetrack how are you?" Blondie said, hearing alot of cursing coming from the back room.
"MAX!" Spot yelled, "ARE YOU TRYIN' TA DESTROY MY HOUSE?!"
Gabe was still crying into Blondie's shoulder.
Then, Cassie and Damon, the seven year old twins, came in. "MOMMY SHE HIT ME!" Damon said. "WELL NEXT TIME YOU'LL LEARN NOT TA FLUSH MY DOLLS HEAD DOWN DA TOILET WON'T YA!?" Cassie yelled, hitting him again.
Blondie rolled her eyes, putting the phone between her shoulder and head and holding Gabe with one arm and Cassie in the other one. "STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER!"
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:01:55 GMT -5
Racetrack laughed, "youse sound like Bj wit Tony an' Francy." he said. "Where's Spot? I hoid his melodious yellin'."
"The brake stopped woikin'!" Max yelled, "IF YA WASN'T SUCH A TIGHT WAD AND WOULD BUY ME ONE DAT WOIKED!"
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