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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:07:51 GMT -5
"FINE I'LL GET DA DAMN TING FIXED IF YA JUS' STOP RUNNING OVAH MY WIFE AN' KIDS!" Spot yelled.
Blondie couldn't handle it all at once. "SPOT!" she yelled, "I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP! JESUS CHRIST IT'S NO WONDAH EVERYONE TINK'S WE'S INSANE! I CAN'T TAKE ONE PHONE CALL..."
Spot turned and walked into the living room, grabbing Damon and Cassie and holding one under each arm. "Who is it?" he asked.
"Race," came Blondie's reply. then she turned her attention back to the phone, "He's right here..." she said.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:10:11 GMT -5
"Okay,put him on." Race said.
Bj's voice came through the phone when Spot picked up "WHO IS THAT?!" she yelled.
"YA MUDDA!" Race yelled.
"MY MUDDA'S DEAD YA BUM!" Bj yelled.
"WELL SHE TALKS TA ME!" Race yelled, "AN I AIN' A BUM!"
"YOUSE PSYCHOTIC!" BJ yelled.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:17:09 GMT -5
"Heya Race," Spot said still strugglingwith the twins, "How's it goin'?"
Blondie took the twins from him, one in each arm, and took them to the couch. "Now what happened?" she asked, putting them both on the couch and sitting between them.
They both started telling their version of the story, each trying to yell over the other. Gabe still crying loudly. Blondie put her head in her hands and rubbed her temples. "ENOUGH!" she yelled. Everyone in the room got quiet. "Now you go to your room, you go to yours, and you..." she turned to Gabe "...PLEASE stop crying!"
The twins each went into their rooms, Cassie shoving Damon into his.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:19:35 GMT -5
"Same old," Race said, "Me an' BJ still intah it. Tony came home wit a note,sayin' he 'as playing pokah in History,swindled the teacha outta his money.Max killed anythin' new?" he asked,laughing a little.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!" BJ yelled.
"YA MUDDAH! NOW SHUDDUP BJ!" Race yelled.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:22:30 GMT -5
"Matter a fact, he killed da dog jus' afore ya called," Spot said, "An' he jus' made a giant hole in my wall."
Blondie heard what Spot said about the wall and turned around. "HE WHAT?!" she yelled storming off into his room.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:23:54 GMT -5
"I DID NOT! DA SCOOTAH DID!" Max yelled.
Race cracked up, "Hey Jacky boys gettin' dis Newsies reunion up at our old Lodgin' house,he told me tah call youse and ask if you'd wanna go."
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:27:55 GMT -5
"Yeah when is it?" Spot asked.
A loud bang came from Max's room where Blondie and Max were still yelling at each other. Then all was quiet in the house.
"Oh God..." Spot said. "Race hold on a second..." he put the phone down and ran as fast as he could to Max's room "Deah me..."
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:31:25 GMT -5
The scooter had blown up "I didn't do it!" Max said.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:37:10 GMT -5
There were black remains and Blondie was lying on her back, thrown back by the force of the explosion.
Spot went over and helped her up. "You okay?" he asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine," she said. Then she turned to Max, "MAYBE DAT'LL TEACH YA NOT TA RUN OVAH PEOPLE!"
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 14:38:12 GMT -5
"She blew it up!" Max yelled.
Race could hear them yelling through the phone,he started cracking up.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 14:42:44 GMT -5
"I DID NOT!" Blondie yelled, jumping at Max.
Spot grabbed Blondie by the arms and held her back. "CALM DOWN WOMAN!"
Spot picked up Blondie and threw her over his shoulder, walking back to the living room and picking up the phone hurriedly. "Race? You still dere?" he asked, Blondie still screaming at Max and trying to get away from Spot's grip.
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 15:44:51 GMT -5
"Yeah," Race said, "What happened? Woild War Tree?" he asked.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 15:48:46 GMT -5
"SPOT PUT ME DOWN!" Blondie yelled.
"Yeah pretty much," Spot said, not letting her go.
Gabe could be heard in the hallway cheering, "YAY! IT BLEWED UP!"
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Post by Race on Aug 7, 2007 15:55:30 GMT -5
"KID DIS MEANS I'S HAFTA WALK!" Max yelled at Gabe, "An I's run fastah dan I rolled."
"Haha," Race said, "Da reunions tahmorrah at four.See ya den Spot..oh,and Carryin' da Bannah." he added the old sign off line.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 7, 2007 16:00:30 GMT -5
Gabe looked confused for a minute, " Den why'd ya have da scooter?" he asked. "MAX IF YOU HURT MY SON SO HELP ME I'LL THROW YOU OFFA DA BROOKLYN BRIDGE!" Blondie yelled. "Okay Race. Carryin' da banna," Spot said. He hung up the phone and put Blondie down. Hob, their oldest at 8 years old, came in. Upon seeing the dog on the floor he just stared at it and yelled, "MAX!" He ran into Max's room. Hob was the only one of Spot's kids that wasn't scared of Max. Cody, their youngest at 4 years old, came out of his room, dragging his teddy bear. He had apparently just woken up from his nap. "Mommy I had a bad dream an' I couldn't find you or daddy an' I 'as lost an' it 'as dark an'...an'...there 'as nobody left ta love me an' Uncle Max dangled me off the side of the Brooklyn Bridge an'..." he said, walking over to Blondie and hugging her legs with tears in his eyes. Blondie picked him up and wrapped him in a hug. "Oh it's okay baby it was just a dream," she said, "MAX ARE YA HAPPY? YA GAVE YA NEPHEW A COMPLEX!"
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