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Post by Race on Aug 21, 2007 17:56:27 GMT -5
Max slunk from the couch,sitting down at the table,giving Hob the death glare.
Jack sat down,feeling a little funny.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 21, 2007 18:03:01 GMT -5
Blondie had put all the dishes on the table and they were being passed from kid to kid. "What do you want to drink Jack? We have about anything you can think of..." Blondie said.
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Post by Race on Aug 21, 2007 18:06:05 GMT -5
Max ripped the spagetti from one of the kids "Nah,mine." he said.
Jack laughed,watching the kids and Max, "tea's fine Blondie." he said.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 21, 2007 18:12:50 GMT -5
Blondie poured a glass of tea for Jack and brought it to him. The whole time she was muttering, "Deah God...fightin' ovah food like dey's starvin'."
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Post by Race on Aug 23, 2007 17:51:37 GMT -5
Jack cracked up. Spot's house was the second most entertaining to Racetrack and Bj's.
Max clearly never had table etiquette.He had spagetti sauce all over his mouth.Between him and Cody it looked like the pasta sauce had thrown up on them.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 23, 2007 17:58:38 GMT -5
Blondie threw a napkin at Max. "For Christ's sake Max...we got company!" she said.
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Post by Race on Aug 23, 2007 18:01:24 GMT -5
"Jack ain' company! The mans nearly family jesus." Max said,wiping his face off.
Jack had to keep the tea from coming out of his nasal passages.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 23, 2007 18:07:15 GMT -5
Blondie rolled her eyes at Max, "YOU EAT LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD! CODY HAS MORE TABLE MANNERS THAN YOU! Jesus..." Blondie said, sitting down after making sure no one else needed anything.
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Post by Race on Aug 24, 2007 18:30:40 GMT -5
"QUIT USIN' DA LORDS NAME IN VAIN! My god.." Max said.
Jack lost it,tea went out his nose.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 24, 2007 18:32:28 GMT -5
"Shuddup Max..." Blondie said.
"COOL!" Cody said. "Do it again!"
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Post by Race on Aug 24, 2007 18:33:36 GMT -5
"I'd like tah see youse make me old woman!" Max yelled.
Jack patted Cody on the head,still laughing.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 24, 2007 18:37:56 GMT -5
Blondie got up. "You wanna go right here right now?"
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Post by Race on Aug 24, 2007 18:41:47 GMT -5
"Well i'm waitin'!" Max said,gesturing for her to start.
Jack finally got a grip,and sat there.waiting for when Spot would jump in.
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Post by Brooklyn on Aug 24, 2007 18:44:53 GMT -5
Blondie attempted to launch herself over the table at Max but Spot was too quick for her. "ARE YOU CRAZY!?" he said, grabbing her by the arms and holding her back.
Blondie fought like mad to get free and attack Max. "LEMME GO! I'LL GIVE 'IM AN OLD WOMAN!"
Cody looked terrified. He moved closer to Jack. "Make 'em stop Uncle Jack." he said.
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Post by Race on Aug 26, 2007 15:15:07 GMT -5
Jack rolled his eyes,looking up at the water sprinklers above the table,he stood up and pulled out his lighter,waving it under them til they went off.
Max got hit in the face with water "JACK KELLY!" he yelled,spitting water out.
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