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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 19:19:03 GMT -5
Max rubbed her shoulders as she leaned,kissing her on the top of her head. He heard the door ding as they reached the fourth level. He led her out into the hallway there,following the other couple to the room.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 19:24:14 GMT -5
Cailin followed him inside the room, looking around and jumping five feet in the air when the class teacher came up right behind her.
"WELCOME MOTHER TO BE!" he said cheerfully. The guy was about 5'6" and he was obviously gay from how he dressed and talked, and creepy happy. "Are you ladies and gentlemen ready to begin?"
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 19:49:39 GMT -5
Max's eyes started twitching,he hated this guy already. He reminded him of Richard Simmons,and he could already tell he wasn't going to like him. He turned around and acted like he was going to walk out.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 19:54:41 GMT -5
Cailin put her hand on Max's shoulder to stop him. "Max, wait. Please stay. Just this one time. If you absolutely hate it we don't have to come back but please...since we're already here..."
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:03:22 GMT -5
"Okay," Max said,and led her over to one of the mats,he sat down,feeling funny about this whole thing,but so did all the other men.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 20:10:18 GMT -5
The rest of the class went by quickly with the creepy happy guy (who introduced himself as Mr. Wagner) just explained what all they'd be doing, until the end of course. He pulled out a bunch of baby simulations and handed two to each couple. "You each will be accountable for these two children for the next two weeks. They are the same as a real baby, except slightly more expensive." he said, laughing at his own joke. He handed out basonettes and diaper bags filled with fake diapers that had sensors in them, a bottle, and a breast feeding device. He attached a wrist band to each parent's arm and explained everything to them. "The arm band is to let the baby know you're there." he finished. "Any questions?"
Cailin gawked at the two babies, not sure what to think. The guy came around with a beeping thing and activated all of the babies as he waited for any questions.
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:12:02 GMT -5
Max stared at the one in front of him, "Oh my god it's da spawn of Chucky..."he said,poking it in the forehead,but not hard. He tilted his head at it,yeah,it was going in the trunk, it stared too much and was creepy looking.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 20:15:17 GMT -5
Cailin snickered. "They aren't so bad looking. They look almost normal for dolls..."
"Since there are no questions, you are dismissed. See you next week!" Mr. Wagner said.
Cailin stood up, reaching down for on of the carriers.
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:16:48 GMT -5
Max picked one up,the doll flipping out of it, "Dammit.."he muttered,making a face as it started screaming,he picked it up and stuck it back in the carrier, "It is the spawn of Chucky.."
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 20:18:53 GMT -5
Cailin took the baby out of the carrier, rocking it and trying to sooth it with one arm and holding the other carrier in the other arm as she made her way to the door.
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:20:42 GMT -5
Max held the door open,scowling at the dolls, "Dere demon possessed I swear...." he said,looking at the one in Cailin's arm,then at the one in the carrier.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 20:26:40 GMT -5
The one in the carrier started crying just because the other one was. Cailin set the carrier on the ground and took it out, holding one up to each shoulder as they got back to the elevator. The kids had tape recorders in them, so Cailin tried talking sweet to them to shut them up. It worked, by the time the elevator got up there, they were quiet.
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:28:28 GMT -5
Max just kept staring at them, not sure what to think,and feeling ridiculous with a bright pink arm band on his wrist, "How long do we gotta take care 'a dese?" he asked.
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Post by Brooklyn on May 3, 2008 20:30:57 GMT -5
"Two weeks..." Cailin said, already exhausted from the heavy little demon babies.
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Post by Race on May 3, 2008 20:33:13 GMT -5
Max sighed,then noticed how tired she was ,"You want me ta carry one?" he asked, "I won' drop it dis time."
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