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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 12:27:49 GMT -5
Max saw Jake talking to Cailin, he came up behind her to get rid of him, "Hey how ya doin', he botherin' you?" he stared at Jake, making him as uncomfortable as possible.
Race handed Blink half the stack of invites, "Heah..do somethin' wit dese." he said, "Dey gettin' heavy."
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 12:42:27 GMT -5
Jake shifted his weight from one foot to the other uncomfortably. "Well... see you around, Cailin..." he said awkwardly, scurrying off down the hallway.
Cailin turned to Max and smirked. "I'm good now. Congratulations, you have the same effect on creepy guys that my dad does." she said, laughing. "He keeps asking me to go to that guy's party with him."
Blink took the invitations Race had given him and shoved one in Spot's face as he was passing by, throwing another one at Blondie.
Spot grabbed the piece of paper from in front of his face and stared at it. "Look at Mr. Higgins the rebel, throwing a big house party behind his uncle's back," he said, smirking.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 12:44:55 GMT -5
"Race's party?" Max pulled the flyer out of his back pocket, "You'se should come," he said, "When dat italian has a party..he has a party. Just...don' drink da punch, we nevah know what Blink puts in it..."
"Hey when ya got da poifect party space?!" Race said, passing Spot, "Ya can't pass it up!"
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 12:55:33 GMT -5
Cailin laughed. "I might. I'm still not too familiar with this town... Or the people in it. Except for you, Jake, and that girl, Blondie. She's in three of my classes and we hit it off pretty well."
Spot just laughed and kept walking. "See ya den." He had needed something to loosen him up after having to be so serious for the past few weeks.
Blink saw a couple of hot girls walking by and gave them flyers. "Ladies." he said, smirking and tipping his hat.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 13:03:01 GMT -5
"Blondie is my bruddah's goil," Max told her, " She's like a sister to me. But you should come," he said, smiling.
Race finally gave up and pulled tape out of his pocket, spam taping them all over a wall, then turned right into Vernon, he stared at stuck one to Vernon's chest, "Hey sir.."
"Mr. Higgins..please stop PLASTERING flyers about your orgy all over my school walls.." Vernon said, ripping down a giant group of them and throwing them in the garbage. Then pulled the one off his chest, reading it, "I didn't know you and Mr. Parker prided yourselfs on that sort of action...keep it up with the Home Ec teacher and we can break the record.." he said, giving Race a disapproving look as the bell rang.
"Heh..speakin' of Home Ec.." Race scooted around Vernon and took off to the Home Ec room.
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 13:13:26 GMT -5
"Okay," Cailin said. She smiled back at him and closed her locker when the bell rang for the class she had with Max.
Blink laughed at what Vernon had said and took off down the hall after Race toward Home Ec.
Spades and Aces were sitting in the Home Ec room when Blink got there with Race.
Blink tossed a couple of flyers on the table in front of them. He'd been getting carried away with the flyers. His mind was on what he was going to be able to get his hands on to spike the punch.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 13:15:55 GMT -5
Race had thrown all his flyers at Vernon to distract him, sitting down next to Spades and Aces, "So ya know what kin'a tortcha she has in mind fah today?" he asked, looking around for some idea of what they were going to do.
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 13:19:37 GMT -5
Spades pointed at the electronic simulation babies over in the corner. "Demon spawn." he said simply.
Aces laughed uncontrollably.
Blink stared at the babies over in the corner, wondering what all they did.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 13:26:22 GMT -5
"deah god..." Race said, staring at them, slightly disturbed.
The teacher came out plesantly happy for once, she explained the babies and what they were expected to do with them, for about a week, a family simulation of sorts. It took her about ten minutes to pair people off, because Skittery didn't want to be with Angie because she cheated on him with Mush, and because Swifty insisted on being with someone other than so and so. It ended with Race and Blink being put together, and Spades and Aces being put together, because of Swifty, "There! And we even have our token gay coupes" taken extra delite in telling Race and Blink that.
"I'mma kill Swifty..." Race muttered, poking the Latin baby they'd gotten, it cried at him, "SHUDD UP!" he yelled.
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 13:34:23 GMT -5
Blink stared from the baby to Race. That baby was probably going to blow up by the end of one week.
Aces cradled the little black baby that he and Spades had been partnered with.
Spades stared at Aces then the baby. "How the hell did that happen?"
Aces put the baby up on his shoulder. "We adopted from Africa. CAN WE NAME IT MUFASA?!"
Spades ran his hand through his hair, then slammed his head on the table. "THIS IS GAY INCEST AND IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!"
"DON'T YELL YOU'LL WAKE UP MUFASA!" Aces said, smacking his brother in the back of the head with his free hand.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 13:44:05 GMT -5
Race pulled it's diaper off..."It has a switch in it's crotch...." he raised his hands, "IS DIS TING MALE?!" he held it up to the teacher, the switch was where you had to stick a key in to get it to go on or off. Race turned it over, seeing on it's back "LATINO NEWBORN: Male" he stared at it, "I'mma name it Queso..."
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 13:51:13 GMT -5
Blink started laughing. "Queso? Really?"
Spades smacked Aces back.
Aces shielded the baby. "Don't worry Mufasa, I won't let Daddy hurt you..."
"Don't you evah call me Daddy again....." Spades said, his eyes wide and a very uncomfortable look on his face.
"WELL I DIDN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF SPADES!" Aces said.
"WE ADOPTED IT YOU IDIOT! NEITHER OF US HJAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH MAKING THAT THING! AND IT'S PLASTIC!" Spades was twitching.
Aces cuddled the baby. "It's okay, Daddy's just in denial."
Spades gave up, smacking his palm against his forehead.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 13:54:54 GMT -5
"Yeah...Queso..." Race said, "My uddah name idea ain' healthy..."
The teacher rolled her eyes at Race's name for it, and stared at Spades and Aces...maybe she shouldn't have given them a baby..
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Post by Brooklyn on Oct 15, 2011 23:40:02 GMT -5
Aces started rocking back and forth with the baby up on his shoulder.
Spades stared at Aces, raising an eyebrow. "You... need professional help..."
"Well, I've TRIED to get you to go to a marriage counselor, but you just wouldn't have it!" Aces said, play-glaring at Spades. He loved tormenting his brother and making him uncomfortable.
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Post by Race on Oct 15, 2011 23:41:00 GMT -5
Race stared at Spades and Aces, dropping the Mexican baby on it's head, "IT'S JUST A DOLL!" he yelled at both of them.
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