Post by Race on Jul 30, 2007 19:58:03 GMT -5
this is a part taken from a fan fiction I'm reading, thought you guys should see it. It's hilarious. It's Jack,Race,and Kid Blink attempting to rap:
Jack Kelly stood in between Racetrack and Kid Blink, his arms crossed. His signature red bandana was tied around his forehead with the knot in front. Race and Blink were wearing a blue and a white one on their heads. Race was also wearing a sideways Yankees hat. They all had their pants pulled down to reveal their bright colored boxers with had their t-shirts tucked into them.
“Dum-diggity-dum, diggity-diggity-dum, dig this. Slickah dan da grease from a barbeque brisket. Got more chunk dan a fresh potato salad. Ya thought ya had ya answer but ya answer was invalid,” Jack began to rap, moving his hands as any stereotyped rapper would. “Ya lookin’ me crazy cuz ya t’ink I’m loco. Da big white cowboy wit da crazy vocal. Todas las personas estan fritando arriva.” He began to rap in Spanish. “Now ya heard it, now I know ya are a believah. Esta cascion es para toda la gente. Es muy importante a usar su mente.” Race and Blink were next to him, making similar movements with their arms, occasionally grabbing the crotch of their pants to keep them from falling down with just made the whole situation funnier. Jack continued. “So let go of all ya preconceived notions. Get up off ya feet and putcha body in motion. Cuz back home, we love ta dance, and we could be two-steppin’ or ravin’ ta trance.”
“An’ when da party is ‘crunked’ da girls back it up.” Race volunteered.
“We got da systems in da cars an’ da 20s on da trucks!” Blink added. They smirked at each other.
“Six foot one wit a cowboy hat, I don’ mess around, yo.” Jack nodded.
“Yo! Wha’ sup wit dat?” Race asked.
“I’m Cowboy Jack! A New England hit, and I’m rollin’ wit da bruddas, Race and Blink!” Jack finished. They posed.
Jack Kelly stood in between Racetrack and Kid Blink, his arms crossed. His signature red bandana was tied around his forehead with the knot in front. Race and Blink were wearing a blue and a white one on their heads. Race was also wearing a sideways Yankees hat. They all had their pants pulled down to reveal their bright colored boxers with had their t-shirts tucked into them.
“Dum-diggity-dum, diggity-diggity-dum, dig this. Slickah dan da grease from a barbeque brisket. Got more chunk dan a fresh potato salad. Ya thought ya had ya answer but ya answer was invalid,” Jack began to rap, moving his hands as any stereotyped rapper would. “Ya lookin’ me crazy cuz ya t’ink I’m loco. Da big white cowboy wit da crazy vocal. Todas las personas estan fritando arriva.” He began to rap in Spanish. “Now ya heard it, now I know ya are a believah. Esta cascion es para toda la gente. Es muy importante a usar su mente.” Race and Blink were next to him, making similar movements with their arms, occasionally grabbing the crotch of their pants to keep them from falling down with just made the whole situation funnier. Jack continued. “So let go of all ya preconceived notions. Get up off ya feet and putcha body in motion. Cuz back home, we love ta dance, and we could be two-steppin’ or ravin’ ta trance.”
“An’ when da party is ‘crunked’ da girls back it up.” Race volunteered.
“We got da systems in da cars an’ da 20s on da trucks!” Blink added. They smirked at each other.
“Six foot one wit a cowboy hat, I don’ mess around, yo.” Jack nodded.
“Yo! Wha’ sup wit dat?” Race asked.
“I’m Cowboy Jack! A New England hit, and I’m rollin’ wit da bruddas, Race and Blink!” Jack finished. They posed.
